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IT’S TIME TO GRAB YOUR NUTS!
STAGES in association with QI Media proudly present
starring Jonathan Lim & Hossan Leong
and introducing Rodney Oliveiro & Judy Ngo
featuring music by Bang Wenfu
executive producer Adrian Tan
producer Felina Khong
Rated RA18 (Restricted Artistic for only those 18 years and above).
Contains adult themes and strong language.
CHESTNUTS is
back - raunchier, wackier, more power-packed than ever before!! It's our TENTH year of spoof magic and
we're going all the way - we're tightening security, closing major roads
and of course, slapping on as many smiles as we can!
On the itinerary this year:
~ Delicious digs at local offerings like Little Shop of Horrors,
Jack & the Beansprout, Army Daze, The
Magic Fundoshi, Thunderstorm and others!
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Take a peek inside the Forbidden Kitty as The Re-Producers tackle their toughest show yet!
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Get up-close & personal with the granny-exciting star of the Cabaret!
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And who's the sexiest dentist in Singapore (with the biggest drill)?
~ And not forgetting those crazy
mix & match movie parodies - from Deathnote and Poseidon
to Snakes on the Plane and Happy Feet!
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See too-hot-for-Ang-Lee deleted scenes from Brokeback Mountain
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Discover how hard it is for kung-fu stars to become geishas!
~ Putting a twisted Chestnuts spin on
imported goods like Notre Dame de Paris, the
upcoming Phantom of the Opera, Grease, My Fair Lady and more!
~ PLUS lots
of rapid-fire unforgettable parodies of TV ads, national campaigns, media
controversies and other sordid current affairs!
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Join host Samuel Ching-Chong in the fight against terrorism and terrible videos!
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Hear the women of Tom Cruise's life tell us all why he was a girl's best friend!
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Get the latest (& queerest) news updates from Pondan News Asia
~ Also featuring a new flashback
segment – the Chestnuts Ten Year Series – where we
revive some of your favorite songs and sketches from the past 9
CHESTNUTS! A treat worthy of any World Bank!
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Will The Matrix's Neo ever get his 5 dollar EZ-Link deposit back?
Comedian Hossan Leong and
Chestnuts creator Jonathan Lim get down and dirty with new
comedy partners
- wacky-wet-wild Judy Ngo and silly-sexy-spunky
Rodney Oliveiro!! Also featuring the musical
genius of Bang Wenfu!!
Come one, come all to this orgy
of merciless parody sketches, crazy spoof songs, interactive madness and moments
of simply orgasmic comedy!
"We swallow. Do
you?"
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WHAT THE CRITICS SAY …
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"The quality of the show was just overwhelming ... the
show shines ever so brightly. I
can honestly say that I haven't had this funny a night out in a long
time ..."
- Adi Soon, The Flying Inkpot
"The show is very funny and I enjoyed it very much.
I'm definitely looking forward to next year's show."
- Glen Goei
"CHESTNUTS is definitely
roasting on an open fire - and it has been getting hotter with each
year."
- Zhou Junli, The New Paper
“Why has it not been banned in Singapore? … an evening filled with paroxysms of laughter.
Guaranteed your guts will bust…”
- Kenneth Lyen, http://kenlyen.bravejournal.com
“… a massive truckload of funny … In the spirit
of unforgiving CHESTNUTS humour, no one was spared in the quest for
comedic truth-telling.”
- Deanne Tan, The Flying Inkpot
“…spot
on and deliciously satirical…”
- David Chew, TODAY
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